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OKAY, TODAY JUST GOT UPGRADED FROM 'MEH' SHITTY TO 'OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE' CAPSLOCK.

An entire mug of hot chocolate just decided to swan dive off the table, roll over my entire lap, drenching my last clean hoodie and pair of jeans, spill over my laptop cord, then crash on the floor and spew what remained of its contents across the tile... and my freaking sketchbook. (It's not even my mug; it's Kate's, so... extra points.) So now I've gone upstairs and retrieved a torn pair of trousers, eh, I can sew them up well enough to last the day. Then I go to clean up this mess, which requires not a dish towel but one of the freaking beach towels we use for the dogs, and in moving the chair to get at the spill, I knock over a china bowl, and it crashes to the tile in a glorious shatter.

And that was the last of the almond milk.

FUCK TODAY. JUST FUCK IT.

(OH MY GOD I'D LEFT MY CAMERA RECORDING THROUGH THIS.)

Date: 2011-08-18 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opal-skies.livejournal.com
D: Are you ok? None of the pieces landed on you, right?
I'm sure there's some Zout or some kind of fabric cleaner around to help your clothes out.

Date: 2011-08-19 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tazthelemon.livejournal.com
We've got Oxy clean, and that seems to do okay with tomatoes and old blood so it should be okay with chocolate. I hope.

I was fine, though, since it wasn't all that scalding hot and it just happily rolled along my legs before it fell.

Oh, and just to make things even better: tonight one of the shelves in the cupboard by the fridge collapsed and showered me with tins of tea and boxes of crackers, and then I discovered that the wheels on one side of the bottom carty-shelfy thing in the dishwasher have fallen off.

This is just a really fucking amazing day so far.

(But I might have scraped a pass on my final? Silver sandwich goddamnit *twitch*)

Date: 2011-08-19 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opal-skies.livejournal.com
I think you mean OXY CLEAN!!!!

:( Why is everything suddenly deciding to break? BTW, you're not in the house all alone, right? Emily's still part-time rooming there?

SILVER SANDWICH, SILVER SANDWICH!

Date: 2011-08-20 12:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tazthelemon.livejournal.com
Yeah, Em is still living here.

And... sorry.

Date: 2011-08-20 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] opal-skies.livejournal.com
That's more like it! ;D

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