sc0urge: (nureru)
Quotes for this evening:

"Oh Holy Jesus, shit, thank you. I will totally - no, I will not pull a Mary for you, but I will come close."

(beat)

"No, wait. Oh Heavenly Gods of Mathematics, I will totally have concupiscent relations with you, provided prophylactics are employed."

(later)

"Last time I checked, I'm a legal adult. I can post the word 'concupiscent' all over my Livejournal. In fact - actually, no, that sentence does not need to be finished."
sc0urge: (unagi)


Ribosomes. Mesmerising. *_*
sc0urge: (hoho)
CULLEN: You cannot harm me! I am made of sparkly-ass diamond~! Because this is the skin of a killleeeeerrrrr~! *bawww*
ELRIC: ...Oh, fucksake. *transmute*
CULLEN: ...?
ELRIC: *stab*
CULLEN: *dies*

Alphonse and Alice, meanwhile, are making daisy chains and singing campfire songs.

Faboo!

Feb. 15th, 2011 06:57 pm
sc0urge: (manly)
I have bought fabric.
I have purchased a wig. (Oh, better go find the tracking number for that...)
HOMG FIRST ACTUAL SELF-MADE COSPLAY.

I've also learned exciting terms like 'flanelette' (the fabric I bought; it's slightly fleecy, medium-weight, and apparently really easy to work with) and 'applique' (...still have no idea what that actually means, beyond 'stick thing to other thing... somehow') and the 'broadcloth' (...multiple definittions). I even bought bias tape. Woah, self! Woah! I barely survived making pajamas in home ec!

I'm all excited, though. :3

Oh. Yes. And because it was kicking around in the remnants bin, I bought a couple meters of... hot pink fabric. I think... I think I feel a Pinkie Pie costume coming on...

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Just received this tidbit of spam:

"Whats going on man! been a while since we talked!! i went from being jobless now i make 575$ in a few weeks To see exactly what i started doing check out this news article @ Online News. lemme know wht you think

the lock. I can hear the key withdrawn, then another door opens and shuts.I implore your pardon, Madam. I have read your letters to poor Lucy,


I had the favour of being admitted to several HOUYHNHNMS, whoto Van Helsing, and he and I are to talk it over when we are alone."

The second half of this missive intrigues me. Damnit, I need another story like I need a boot to the head.
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...And how do I feel about this?


Pretty much.

I mean, look at that graph. LOOK AT IT. LOOK.

I'm not posting the remainder of it yet, though, because towards the end it kind of turns into a wall of red-underlined gobbledygook. I swear I thought I was typing real words. They just came out reading like "Fthagn, gnorf Blllbns gr'ivvbs snik." Actually, screw it; here's a particularly egregious bit:

(When I opened up the document to grab this, it presented me with a popup that read "There are too many spelling or grammatical errors in "Change is on the horizon.docx" to continue displaying them. To check the spelling and grammar of this document, choose Spelling and Grammar from the Tools menu.")

“I’m opereating on the possibly vain hope that this room weill be provided free of charde, vecauset he’re so wa y can affor it unless Dulcimer is paying. As for food, we might do all reight if we can supplement what we’ve got with mooching. As for the lovely ladies whos company I’m sure you would like to employ for artistic modeling pruosre and whatever illegal substance you would like to examine out oa a scientif intere in the chem. Makeup, I think it should be safe to assume that ot finan fropse we be sig nette after we have finished all this business with the Magnate and the r rep an att of them If we don't finish this business of course, it’ a moot point, but in the bright side we might have the opportunity to sample fee affections and artistic modesla dn food and nice chemical compoiungs in the afterlife.

Which is SUPPOSED to read:

"I'm operating on the possibly vain hope that this room will be provided free of charge, because there's no way we can afford it unless Dulcimer is paying. As for food, we might do all right if we can supplement what we've got with mooching. As for the lovely ladies whose company I'm sure you would like to employ for artistic modeling purposes, and whatever illegal substance you would like to examine out of a scientific interest in the chemical makeup, I think it should be safe to assume that our financial prospects will be significantly better after we have finished all this business with the magnate and the former Representative and all of them. If we don't finish this business, of course, it's a moot point, but on the bright side we might have the opportunity to sample free affections and artistic models and food and nice chemical compounds in the afterlife"

Yeah. It's pretty bad.
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Guys, this is weird. I just had a moment of appreciation for my body. O_O

I've been nomming down soy stuff like a fiend the past couple of days - I went through four veggie burgers* in two days, and just had half a pound of tofu for lunch, and then went to make myself a soy/almond latte - and as I was making my latte I looked at the frothy milk, musing about how I am probably just on the verge of turning into a soya bean, and thought, 'Hey, wait a sec. Soya, phytoestrogens, early luteal phase... OH YOU CLEVER LITTLE BODY YOU.' If I recall correctly, phytoestrogens don't actually behave like girl estrogens in the body because, y'know, they come from plants, but you've got to give it points for trying.

*I have found gluten-free veggie burgers, for a decent price, which taste awesome. TEARS OF JOY.
sc0urge: (I don't even ship it :P)
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY...
Umbrella (So... I don't know.)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
英国の闇 (translation: British Darkness. What.)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Song of Prayer (Ronso) (WHAT.)
 
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Cry For You (Aw.)
 
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Constant Craving (Allow me to link to this translator's note...)
 
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Aces High (Dude, does that make me... Sebastian? Sweet deal.)
 
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
The Youth League (On the upside, this implies I have bitchin' steampunk prosthetics. On the downside, I don't think I'd look any better in that maroon corduroy jumpsuit than Nooj does.)
 
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Unrest (HAHAHAHA OH YEAH.)
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF VERY OFTEN?
Linger (Y'know, I only have this song because Crazy Stalker Girl sent it to me. Personally, I make a point of not thinking about her...)
 
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Fight With Seymour (Which makes no sense, right? Unless, wait. Seymour, Seymour Natus, Seymour Omnis... holyshit. Yeah, that's four fights. Woah.)
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Bratja (YES YES MOST APPROPRIATE RESPONSE POSSIBLE.)
 
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Bloodbeat (This was the only video I could find with okay audio. XD)
 
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Luca (Well, there is Luka Delaney, and he's pretty cool, and he's how I ever even knew girls could BE guys, and so… I'll go with it. PULLING AT STRAWS OKAY.)
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Guadosalam (Um. No, I do not want to creepily propose to you, guilt you into accepting, and then attempt to use you to help me destroy the world. Just so we're clear. Wait, hang on, wrong game. Er, oops?)
 
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Dazzling (I'm trying to think of any way I could pass this off as appropriate wedding music, and... no.)
 
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Stay Away (Or I might jump out of my coffin and start zombifying you? Lolwhut.)
 
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
What's New (Sure?)
 
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Abracadabra (No.)
 
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Bootstrap's Bootstraps (I'm not only one hell of a butler, I'm an undead pirate covered in weird sea creatures? Dude, FUCK YEAH!)
 
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Roku (And you know what? I'mma start a 100-year-long war over it.)
 
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
You're My World (Awwwwww)
 
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Ice Queen (No, no I won't)
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So. I was sitting around last night, thinking about Of Faery Blood and Witches. Specifically, how it needs more men. The two or three men in the cast who do exist never meet. So I sought slash. Yeah. I sat down and started slashing my own story.*cough*Grindelwald*cough*

So I took Viana's half-brother/cousin (her mother first married her father's brother, had a child, and then married Viana's father. So the kid is both her cousin and her half-brother) and her uncle, and made them into characters. With names. And I let Hast, the cousin, take on a bit of Zuko in his fervor to reclaim his runaway slave/half-sister/cousin. Which somehow led to him appearing at the brothel where she works with Aren, and Aren, much to my amusement, piped up "why don't I have buttsex with him?"

So now my story is slashing itself. Does that make it canon? I don't know. X(

Anyway, Aren (come on, he's a male prostitute, which basically makes him the slash bitch) then proceded to come up with all sorts of situations in which he was engaging in not-strictly-canon  gay sex.  His first time, learning the ropes of child prostitution from an older boy who was also in the business of buggery? The services he provided for the mayor? That one time when he avoided arrest by paying off his captor in blowjobs? Oh, the possibilities!

Of course, I was trying to sleep, so I was like, "Aren, can't this wait until morning when I will be alive enough to remember any of this?"

That's still one character as the bicycle of the story. Ylcaur, Aevryn, Sparrow, get busy.

I've got plenty of femslash possibilities, though!

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